tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55311604244720240552024-03-19T18:17:04.237-04:00My Pet Worm, ThoughtHumanity has much to be proud of. And so very much more not to be proud of.Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-50484397485549250612013-09-01T00:10:00.002-04:002013-09-01T00:10:40.286-04:00Porn Title Archive #8<div style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 13px;">
This is The Rear End (June 16)</div>
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Now You Do Me (June 9)</div>
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Fast & Furriest: Sex (June 2)</div>
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Anal Trek: Into Darkness (May 26)</div>
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The Wangover, Part Threesome (May 19)</div>
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The Great Whacksby (May 12)</div>
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Ho-blivion (May 5)</div>
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Hairy Movie 5 (April 28)</div>
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69 (April 21)</div>
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Evil Head (April 14)</div>
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Jizz: The Great and Plentiful (Apr 7)</div>
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JurAssic Pork: 3Double-D (Mar 31)</div>
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Olympussy Has Swollen (Mar 24)</div>
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Dead Man Going Down (Mar 17)</div>
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69 And Roll Over (Mar 10)</div>
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Jack the Giant Layer (Mar 3)</div>
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A Good Lay to Try, Hard (Feb 24)</div>
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Slide Effects (Feb 17)</div>
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Pull-it Then Some Head (Feb 10)</div>
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Cold Bodies (Feb 3)</div>
Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-91140714093449545002013-04-09T01:33:00.001-04:002013-04-09T01:33:14.312-04:00Shelf of Shame #25<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">WHO'S A RACIST PUPPY? YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>Die Cut Advertisement Card. <u>Bogue's Soap</u>. Undated. 3.5" x 7.5". Dog in pink ribbon w. bell to front. Chinese man in pigtails on rear.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">They sure don't make ads like this anymore. Elegant, artful, racist...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">In case you can't read it clearly in the picture, the text accompanying the illustration of the Chinese man reads: "Lookee No boilee!! Washee Washee. Wellee Quickee!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">For me, the appeal of this relic of a bygone era is its incongruous coupling of beauty and stereotyping. As an additional bonus, I learned that Chinese laundry jokes stretch back further than perhaps I had at first thought. Buddy Hackett is suddenly not the innovator I thought him to be.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>For Further Research:</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">An excellent summary can be found <a href="http://chineselaundry.wordpress.com/origins-2/">here</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Another <a href="http://chineselaundry.wordpress.com/racism/">tab</a> of this same site has a nice slideshow of similar images.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Oh, and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoqbBb9lR2Q">Buddy Hackett</a>, just for fun.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-89770193304032176122012-11-22T02:41:00.000-05:002012-11-22T02:41:26.537-05:00Porn Title Archive #7<br />
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Katy Perry: Several Parts of Me (July 1)</div>
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Abra-Wham Lincoln: Vampire Fucker (June 24)</div>
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Sucking a Friend for the End of the World (June 17)</div>
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Cock of Ages (June 10)</div>
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Pornmeatheus (June 3)</div>
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For Greater Glory Hole (May 30)</div>
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30 Beat-offs (May 27)</div>
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In Black Men III (May 20)</div>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 13px;">The Dicktaster (May 13)</span><br />
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The Assvengers (May 6)</div>
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The Five-Inch Engagement (Apr 29)</div>
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The Gettin' Lucky One (Apr 22)</div>
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SafeSex (Apr 15)</div>
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The Threesome Stooges (Apr 8)</div>
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Cockout (Apr 1)</div>
Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-30218202590545246942012-11-22T02:33:00.000-05:002012-11-22T02:33:22.560-05:00Shelf of Shame #24<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">BEFORE JOHN SHAFT THERE WAS... <i>FLORIAN SLAPPEY </i>??</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>Octavus Roy Cohen. <u>Polished Ebony</u>. Dodd, Mead & Company: New York: 1919. First Edition. Blue cloth with yellow decorations to spine and front, with very scarce dustjacket. 8vo. 309pp. 4 illustrations by H. Weston Taylor.</i></span></div>
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<u style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Polished Ebony</u><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> (1919) is a collection of short humourous stories all written in "negro" dialect. This was not a new concept by any means; i</span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">n the late 19th century a number of works (chiefly poetical) emerged from the pens of white southern gentlemen who pined for the good ole days, when everyone knew their place in the social order and life was thus simpler, and happier. (There will be a posting on these items reasonably soon, I promise.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Well, this first published collection of Mr. Cohen's negro stories represent the early twentieth century evolution of that literary tradition. They introduce a number of characters (caricatures?) of which the most endearing and enduring (!) was Florian Slappey, sometime detective and full-time "negro". However, to forego excessive pontification on the part of yours truly, I will let the inside dust-jacket promotional text speak for itself.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>"In Polished Ebony, Mr. Cohen has given to the public a new and rich humor; a humor which provokes smiles, then chuckles, then hearty laughter. His portrayal of the modern Southern society negro does not in any way border on the burlesque. He writes with a sympathetic, tolerant, understanding hand. Other writers have entertained the public with stories of the ante-bellum negro and the plantation darkey. It has fallen to Mr. Cohen to give the Southern city negro of today his place in literature. He has accomplished his task with distinction and infectious good humor. His characters are live and vital. His stories are rich in laugh-compelling situations, cleverly conceived plot, scintillating dialogue and masterfully drawn character. We feel sure that Florian Slappey, Lawyer Evans Chew, Sally Crouch, Semore Mashby and the other happy-go-lucky characters to whom we are introduced by Mr. Cohen are destined to perpetual life."</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Oh, racially motivated humour... what deliciously horrible gifts you leave to posterity.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>For Further Research:</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">About <a href="http://alabamaliterarymap.lib.ua.edu/author?AuthorID=85">Octavus Roy Cohen</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">About <a href="http://www.thrillingdetective.com/slappey.html">Florian Slappey</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">About <a href="http://www.bartleby.com/226/2011.html">Negro Dialect</a></span></div>
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Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-43450412401411681702012-06-21T23:04:00.001-04:002012-06-21T23:04:43.130-04:00Cover of Shame #2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;"><i>COULROPHOBES BEWARE !!</i></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Huser, Glen. Touch of the Clown. Douglas & McIntyre: Toronto: 1999. 12mo. 224 pages.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Poorly Chosen Title + Vaguely Creepy Cover Art = Shelf of Shame Worthy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Has nobody ever heard of John Wayne Gacy? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>For Further Research:</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.glenhuser.com/main/biography/">Glen Huser</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.charliethejugglingclown.com/coulrophobia.htm">Coulrophobia</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/gacy.htm">John Wayne Gacy</a></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-74328555474182357102012-06-19T00:34:00.001-04:002012-06-19T00:34:57.201-04:00Cover of Shame # 1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>LITTLE PEDO ON THE PRAIRIE...</i></b></h4>
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Ford, Linda. Prairie Cowboy. Steeple Hill Books: 2011. Mass market paperback, illustrated card covers. 276 p. + various ads at rear.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"In a bold new land, anything is possible..." Such as inappropriate relationships, apparently - according to this creepy cover.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Given that this is a faith-driven inspirational novel, published under the Harlequin banner... someone should have been a little more careful in selecting the art.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">But then, what would be the perverse fun in that?</span><br />
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<b style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">For Further Research:</b><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.harlequin.com/store.html?cid=994">Harlequin Love Inspired Historical</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://lindaford.org/blog/">Author Linda Ford</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-78739622999157799922012-05-23T22:32:00.000-04:002012-05-23T22:47:51.257-04:00Shelf of Shame #23<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FATHER HARDON'S POCKET ANYTHING...</i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Pocket Catholic Dictionary. John A. Hardon, S.J. Doubleday: NY: 1985. Mass market Paperback. 510 pp.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Makes a great companion piece to "Re-Entry... Christ's Second Coming" (Shelf of Shame #19). Religious material provides such a wealth of inadvertent humour.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">One can only imagine the, erm, <i>glowing</i> reviews this one generated in the religious publishing world:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"A solid and penetrating work..." *</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Deeply satisfying!"</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"...fully probes the subject at hand."</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You get the picture. I won't even make the obvious jokes about an abridged work somehow "</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">coming up short". Or that it is a <i>softcover</i> edition of Hardon's work...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>For Further Research:</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://pharmrev.aspetjournals.org/content/53/3/417.full.pdf">Hard-On</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.therealpresence.org/archives/archives.htm">Father Hardon Archives</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.hard-ons.net/index3.html">Hard-Ons (Australian Punk Band)</a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJp01asKgg">Leonard Cohen</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>* Thanks to Vicki L. for her quick wit in suggesting this one. </i>:D</span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-19837491132081880552012-05-16T21:00:00.001-04:002012-05-16T21:00:30.922-04:00Shelf of Shame #22<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>I WONDER HOW THE KING FEELS ABOUT THIS...??</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i>Pioneers in the Queen's Bush. Florence A. Fee. Conestoga Press: Thornbury: 1984. Fourth edition, revised. 8vo. 240 pp. + b&w illus.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That's the joke.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That is all.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b>For Further Research:</b></span><br />
<a href="http://www.grey.ca/">About Grey County</a><br />
Find your own links to Bush Porn. Pervs.Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-49335416631013134482012-05-16T20:30:00.000-04:002012-05-16T20:30:55.477-04:00Porn Title Archive #6<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;">Fecal Destination 5 (Oct 2)</span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-76945876430010512622012-03-30T20:14:00.044-04:002012-03-30T21:26:15.954-04:00Shelf of Shame #21<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ_7VXzM1lSIxGcZuKVREBhEtozpkKLi-Xsdmi13IHxt1xz31Z37o9fmqV9XVZCP6suJp0ve54JD174qlFwNFWNY8DFGy2Odol4HR6TbksBtD4y3KyhiXFaS2ORaj3kbfSyheEpZFYXVc/s1600/Games+You+Can+Play+With+Your+Pussy.jpg" style="font-variant: normal; line-height: normal; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; "><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ_7VXzM1lSIxGcZuKVREBhEtozpkKLi-Xsdmi13IHxt1xz31Z37o9fmqV9XVZCP6suJp0ve54JD174qlFwNFWNY8DFGy2Odol4HR6TbksBtD4y3KyhiXFaS2ORaj3kbfSyheEpZFYXVc/s320/Games+You+Can+Play+With+Your+Pussy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5725848506217493602" /></a><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-variant: normal; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; ">AND I THOUGHT I NEEDED THE INTERNET TO FIND THAT KIND OF THING...</span></b><span style="font-style: normal; font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; "><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; "> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; "><i>Games You Can Play With Your Pussy. Ira Alterman. Illustrated by Marty Riskin. American Publishing Corp: Watertown, MA: 1978. Small 4to w. illustrated card covers, b&w illus throughout. 48pp.</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; "><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">I would like to think that the author wrote this book with tongue planted firmly in cheek. I will let you decide which cheek. </span><i style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">*ahem*</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">About this entry I need not say anything else. All I need do is list the book's section headings. They will speak for themselves. Enjoy! </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; "><b>HEADINGS</b></span></p></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Naming Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">How to Feed Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">How to Eat With Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Hairs</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Poo-Poo</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Sleeping With Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Your Pussy and Your Furniture</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Your Pussy and Your Fern</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Disciplining Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Nursing a Sick Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">How to Handle a Hot Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Hygiene</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">How to Give Your Pussy a Bath</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Putting Your Pussy in the Kennel</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Gives You a Gift</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">How to Get Your Pussy Out of a Tree</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Exercising Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Talking With Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Games You Can Play With Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Pong</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Five Card Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy of the Mountain</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy-Go-Seek</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Putting With Your Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pin the Tail on the Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Spin the Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Musical Pussies</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Kick the Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pussy Zodiac</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Why Everyone Should Have a Pussy</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><b style="font-size: 100%; "><span><br /></span></b></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><b style="font-size: 100%; "><span>For Further Research:</span></b></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; "><a href="http://www.takeourword.com/pt.html">Origin of Sexual Slang</a></span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">You can do your own Google Searches for "Pussy".</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%; ">Pervs</span><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; ">.</span></div><div style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif""> </span></p><p style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; "></p></div>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-70139765021309887272012-02-06T23:34:00.013-05:002012-02-07T00:39:42.117-05:00Shelf of Shame #20<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinUYIksVXnBvJxD4ACR_l62UO-b3seFHPexN2R2nBGuRIIUNiLL4FAonFvR6vEehsBemgbUPJ_Fm-VftX2Bj6GfZTyxWgpyg7lhShS7erDjsgEkZf8uQuuDsuogJ7X7XAB6jpT1yHXTSg/s1600/Woodworking+for+Young+Children.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinUYIksVXnBvJxD4ACR_l62UO-b3seFHPexN2R2nBGuRIIUNiLL4FAonFvR6vEehsBemgbUPJ_Fm-VftX2Bj6GfZTyxWgpyg7lhShS7erDjsgEkZf8uQuuDsuogJ7X7XAB6jpT1yHXTSg/s320/Woodworking+for+Young+Children.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5706253012548794722" border="0" /></a><span style=" font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >ARE YOU REALLY SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA...??<br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Skeen / Garner / Cartwright. Woodworking for Young Children. National Association for the Education of Young Children: Washington: 1984. (5th printing, 1997) 8vo, illustrated card covers, 86pp, many b&w illus.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Doubtless very well intentioned, this title might perhaps feel at home with other ill-advised works, such as "Flaming Torch Juggling for the Visually Impaired", "Venomous Snake Handling for Toddlers" and a cautionary tale about using daddy's power tools called "Little Johnny No-Arms".<br /><br />But perhaps we are too quick to judge, after all, to quote Cosmo Kramer: "It's all supervised!" And to be sure, the book has a section on safety... on page 61.<br /><br />First Aid follows a page later.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >FOR FURTHER RESEARCH:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><a href="http://www.finewoodworking.com/pages/Woodworking-Safety.asp">Woodworking Safety</a><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_for_the_Education_of_Young_Children">NAYEC</a><br /><a href="http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2010/01/snake-handling-churches-of-appalachia_09.html">Religious Snake Handling</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9o7DFFimKo">Make Your Own Pie</a><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style=" font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-3232344521329408712011-10-08T02:42:00.004-04:002012-01-21T01:44:27.398-05:00Shelf of Shame # 19<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrnSeQaSmrf55UE4B2i91sVvNHQggMWHkidwfAIsArRjuKRr-_Y0-whLK1XuZehm8vD8RG4b2qD3tnk3hbod69NUq-lrF2n03XLL-fpGDoXFAGL4rFg9N9jtWX2p0n6V9aAk-tf2x-ow/s1600/Re-Entry.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 201px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKrnSeQaSmrf55UE4B2i91sVvNHQggMWHkidwfAIsArRjuKRr-_Y0-whLK1XuZehm8vD8RG4b2qD3tnk3hbod69NUq-lrF2n03XLL-fpGDoXFAGL4rFg9N9jtWX2p0n6V9aAk-tf2x-ow/s320/Re-Entry.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5660993017121668418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I THINK ROGER MOORE ALREADY ATTEMPTED THIS JOKE, SIR...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Re-Entry. John Wesley White. Zondervan Publishing: Michigan: 1971.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Mass Market Paperback, illus. card covers, 192 pp.</span><br /><br /><br />Seriously? I really do find it hard to believe that nowhere along the way to publishing this book did anybody notice the unfortunate combination of title and sub-title.<br /><br />If the titular joke isn't enough (and by gosh, don't you think it should be?) then the chapter titles will, erm, drive the joke home. You know what I mean.<br /><br />Theology & the Coming Christ<br />Science and Technology & the Coming Christ<br />The Church & the Coming Christ<br />Society & the Coming Christ<br />Philosophy & the Coming Christ<br />Politics & the Coming Christ<br />Preparation for His Coming<br /><br />As an unfortunate segue, Zondervan Publishing has recently issued a book called "Sticky Faith". Ew.<br /><br />... and the Reverend Ron Jeremy says "Amen".<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br />Much ado about <a href="http://www.zondervan.com/cultures/en-us/home.htm">Zondervan Publishing</a> and more.<br />There is so much on The Second Coming, but <a href="http://www.cynet.com/Jesus/">THIS ONE</a> seemed most entertaining.<br />The original joke from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079574/quotes">Moonraker</a>, for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6JE1g-EvTg">better</a> or for <a href="http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=2969">worse</a>.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-34059115173824034732011-10-08T01:32:00.002-04:002011-10-08T01:34:28.375-04:00Porn Title Archive #5<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">March thru June 2011</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The Queen Whorenet (June 26)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Mars Needs MILFs (June 19)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Source Chode (June 12)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Red, Riding a Hoodie (June 5)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Sex-Men: First Ass (May 29)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The Queen Mantern (May 22)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Dr. Stronglove: or How I Learned to Stop Jacking and Do the Bomb (May 15)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">2069: A Face Odyssey (May 8)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">The Filling (May 1)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Hairy Lynda (Apr 24)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Paths of Glory Hole (Apr 17)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Filler's Fist (Apr 10)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Hole-ita (Apr 3)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Full Frontal Jackoff (Mar 27)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Where the Sun Ain't Shining (Mar 20)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Thighs Wide Shut (Mar 13)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">A Cockwork Orange (Mar 6)</span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-1737469577128147222011-06-21T22:15:00.000-04:002011-06-21T22:31:54.710-04:00Shelf of Shame #18<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMnpv9MyhU4iyr_HUtR_3FX9wLLal3d13LfBk7bIyzJlYHixTvqGDwuMhwhur88ThSXiWZJDvE-vdctmudhKaFofSMbwpseK6xAboLP6jS9Gt9Hc3aNkwnZksw0SE8u5WFsHLsvmce16I/s1600/My+Sheep+Know+My+Voice.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMnpv9MyhU4iyr_HUtR_3FX9wLLal3d13LfBk7bIyzJlYHixTvqGDwuMhwhur88ThSXiWZJDvE-vdctmudhKaFofSMbwpseK6xAboLP6jS9Gt9Hc3aNkwnZksw0SE8u5WFsHLsvmce16I/s320/My+Sheep+Know+My+Voice.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620862955537336946" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AND THE SOUND OF MY ZIPPER...</span> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />My Sheep Know My Voice. John Cox. Guardian Books: Belleville: 2003. Small softcover, illus. card covers, 136pp.</span><br /><br />I don't care who you are, you've gotta know that title is funny... especially if your name is Cox.<br /><br /><br /><br />Seriously, sometimes you people make this way too easy.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia">Zoophilia</a><br /><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-31236727222954240412011-03-28T23:00:00.019-04:002011-03-29T00:33:19.049-04:00Shelf of Shame #17<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm3mjX_ksfbRMeaFxuShcXsFWIGeRb1k0CMXX9vdDyy5htMHilxhqFgeB9g0_4YCzvI5cjXEyQbq79UICKNnDx_FD-h9mEMkNqevEauk_i5DDpcyo8EbTGATk4KLMJ1tNkKij21wNUxrU/s1600/Josiah+Allens+Wife.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm3mjX_ksfbRMeaFxuShcXsFWIGeRb1k0CMXX9vdDyy5htMHilxhqFgeB9g0_4YCzvI5cjXEyQbq79UICKNnDx_FD-h9mEMkNqevEauk_i5DDpcyo8EbTGATk4KLMJ1tNkKij21wNUxrU/s320/Josiah+Allens+Wife.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5589347031537628210" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />YOU'D LIKE TO THINK THE AUTHOR WOULD BE JOSIAH ALLEN...<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Marietta Holley. G.W. Dillingham: New York: 1905. 8vo. 471pp. + 5pp. publisher ads. Decorative brown boards w. red lettering to front and to spine.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The author is <span style="font-weight: bold;">not</span> Josiah Allen. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Bow-chicka-bow-wow</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">... </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />Turns out the author <span style="font-weight: bold;">is</span> Marietta Holley. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Double-bow chicka-bow-wow...<br /><br />No. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The book does not live up to <span style="font-style: italic;">those</span> expectations.<br /><br />However, if you like gentle satire about the inequality of the sexes written in rustic dialect by an author described as "the female Mark Twain" (does that mean that Mark Twain is the male Marietta Holley...?? Hm.) then this IS the book for you.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br />Everything you wanted to know about <a href="http://www.wsu.edu/%7Ecampbelld/amlit/holley.htm">Marietta Holley</a>.<br /></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-57839550920852701182011-03-06T21:45:00.001-05:002011-03-06T22:13:06.164-05:00Shelf of Shame #16<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeXHJY8q_OfUi8XE56sNDi8S-lkshG8Sj_AZCEkYCu2tNkdYZaXUDzLV_ELxb3c6okjhZxX_VHuJssYJpTPlJOJqrxvCFG2f8RRx_0c-2mxDAVTXM7YZB79T-v1Bcjj7IdcRZ1ajTnReQ/s1600/Perly+BJ+Map+Book.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeXHJY8q_OfUi8XE56sNDi8S-lkshG8Sj_AZCEkYCu2tNkdYZaXUDzLV_ELxb3c6okjhZxX_VHuJssYJpTPlJOJqrxvCFG2f8RRx_0c-2mxDAVTXM7YZB79T-v1Bcjj7IdcRZ1ajTnReQ/s320/Perly+BJ+Map+Book.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5581164135292763282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I LOVE A BOOK WITH HAPPY ENDINGS...</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Perly Publishing: Toronto: 1988. 30th edition. 12mo. softcover, 288pp. profusely illus w. city maps.</span></span><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br />Well, upon closer perusal, it wasn't at all what I had hoped for.<br /><br />I wonder if the '69 edition is any better...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br /><a href="http://finance.dir.groups.yahoo.com/group/ontroads/message/10436?var=1">Perly's Maps</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293563/">Rub & Tug</a><br /></span></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-51186555112796539342011-03-06T21:14:00.002-05:002011-03-06T21:16:28.048-05:00Porn Title Archives #4Porn Titles - Sept 2010 thru Feb 2011<br /><br />Black Wand (Feb 27)<br />Insemineption (Feb 20)<br />True Grip (Feb 13)<br />The Fister (Feb 6)<br />Rabid Hole (Jan 30)<br />Winter's Boning (Jan 23)<br />The Kinky Speech (Jan 16)<br />Country Schlong (Jan 9)<br />Scott Pole-grim Does the World (Jan 2)<br />The Pole-Her Express (Dec 26)<br />127 Whores (Dec 19)<br />Paramoral Activity II: Electric Boogaloo (Dec 12)<br />Paramoral Activity (Dec 5)<br />Morning Glory Hole (Nov 28)<br />The Facial Network (Nov 21)<br />The Fast Sexorcism (Nov 14)<br />District 69 (Nov 7)<br />Jonah Sex (Oct 31)<br />Sex Toy Story: 3-Some (Oct 24)<br />Flash of the Tit'uns (Oct 17)<br />Rubbin Hood (Oct 10)<br />Ball Street 2: Money Shots While They Sleeps (Oct 3)<br />Ponce of Persia: The Glans of Time (Sept 26)<br />The gAy Team (Sept 19)<br />Blown in 60 Seconds (Sept 12)<br />The Extendables (Sept 5)Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-69379244747479573502010-12-28T02:30:00.007-05:002010-12-28T03:07:37.098-05:00Shelf of Shame #15<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc1a2mavYq2cyjULffocSzts4vFR9PvRQWnZ-5hyphenhyphen5WtVXqhsjXA6ish3ty9fjzmheCYu9NdSFKxtfk3o9mExpnKQrutNNbSW2dY7mtXTPCJ_OkgSI-3PAsGyygnrrkwdZA-jwH5r9EYIU/s1600/Mass+Length+Time.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 197px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc1a2mavYq2cyjULffocSzts4vFR9PvRQWnZ-5hyphenhyphen5WtVXqhsjXA6ish3ty9fjzmheCYu9NdSFKxtfk3o9mExpnKQrutNNbSW2dY7mtXTPCJ_OkgSI-3PAsGyygnrrkwdZA-jwH5r9EYIU/s320/Mass+Length+Time.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5555490626706670626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RON JEREMY STORY...<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Mass, Length and Time. Norman Feather. Penguin Books: London: 1961. Orig. pub. 1959 by Edinburgh University Press. Paperback w. illustrated card covers. 358pp. + in-text illus.</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span><span><span><span><span>If reading about the basics of physics turns you on, then this book is all the porn you need. Indeed, if you like it that much, you could say that "<span style="font-style: italic;">Feather</span> tickles your fancy"... ahem.<br /><br />For the rest of us, however, amusement must be derived from our perverted minds, in which cause the chapter and segment designations in this book lend themselves relatively (!) well to innuendo.<br /><br />My favourites are appended here below:<br /><br />- Measurement of Length in Practice<br />- The Screw in Relation to Measurement<br />- Uniformly Accelerated Rectilinear Motion<br />- Motion in Space<br />- Simple Harmonic Motion</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span><span><span><span><span>- The Motion of Real Bodies<br />- Comparison of Masses: Ballistic Balance<br />- Some Problems of Equilibrium<br />- Collisions Between Real Bodies<br />- Frictions of Solids<br />- Friction of Liquids: Lubrication and Viscosity<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span><span><span><span><span>- Interfacial Energy<br /><br />This provocative subject material might have caught on had it been popularized by an artist sensitive to the subject matter, say... Olivia Newton John. Especially if she accompanied them with risque videos. This surely would have earned her an honourary doctorate in getting <span style="font-style: italic;">Physical</span> - which prompts one to wonder why Mr. Jeremy has also not been accorded this honour?... after all his, erm, body of work has touched on most of the, erm, headings given above. Which fine upstanding bastion of higher learning will come forward and rectify this wrong? Well, while waiting for redress of this injustice, I'm going to check out some <span style="font-style: italic;">Torsional Oscillations</span> - what can I say? It's a little fetish of mine.<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.practicalphysics.org/go/Collection_112.html"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><span><span><span><span><span>General Physics</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>Author <a href="http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v156/n3962/abs/156415b0.html">Norman Feather</a>, and <a href="http://books.google.ca/books?id=SwcAAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA49&lpg=PA49&dq=norman+feather,+frs&source=bl&ots=yIN5vs3Zb_&sig=qGiM0EilY5ldhJP8AO1RTChp5Js&hl=en&ei=1pIZTZKZIZronQebxOmzDg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=10&ved=0CFoQ6AEwCQ#v=onepage&q=norman%20feather%2C%20frs&f=false">something neat</a> about him</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://olivianewton-john.com/"><span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>Olivia Newton John</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>and if you </span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span><span><span><span><span>really</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span> need to...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <a href="http://ronjeremy.com/"><span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>Ron Jeremy</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-13396072274982410532010-12-19T23:38:00.029-05:002010-12-20T01:43:52.334-05:00Shelf of Shame #14<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZytdxzhQgp2Q_PD5PJ9hetv1ftmiRu82wkZgCZsmWUdm4N-fQkDn9pG8AV64Udn17sRBkI1Cuc1nZyByZiXPpqNwttm6JccNy55r7ldi6DqVtdoPMbKzbp0h_2w438wWVHZpVC06db48/s1600/Up+in+the+Air+Boys.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 294px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZytdxzhQgp2Q_PD5PJ9hetv1ftmiRu82wkZgCZsmWUdm4N-fQkDn9pG8AV64Udn17sRBkI1Cuc1nZyByZiXPpqNwttm6JccNy55r7ldi6DqVtdoPMbKzbp0h_2w438wWVHZpVC06db48/s320/Up+in+the+Air+Boys.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552619741619977490" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">COERCION + FEAR = TRUE LOVE!!</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Wait Till You Get Them) Up In The Air Boys</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Words by Lew Brown. Music by Albert Von Tilzer. Broadway Music Co: New York: 1919. 4to-sized sheet music. 1 sheet, folded. Illustrated cover, ads to rear panel, 2p. music & lyrics.<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br />Step 1: Create an environment in which you are in complete control. Step 2: Ensnare the target of your affection to that environment. Step 3: Present her with the choice. Step 4: Let true love blososm.<br /><br />These post-War prohibition-era <span style="font-style: italic;">playaz</span> obviously knew how to found successful relationships - or, at least how to get their hogs washed at 10,000 feet. One wonders if perhaps this is the inadvertent origin of the "Mile-High" Club... Is this kind of aerial-rohypnol really what the intrepid Wright Brothers had in mind when they successfully launched at Kitty Hawk in 1903? Kitty Hawk? More like Pussy Hawk in this song's context.<br /><br />Somewhat more seriously, apart from the antiquated (and admittedly tongue-in-cheek) view of the romantic process, the more interesting social reference in this song is to prohibition and the fact that alcohol is recognized as being very useful for getting a prospective partner "in the mood". Mayhap we are not so much more sophisticated than our forbears, as the big "A" is still a huge part of the social scene - and we have even managed to add to the mix a few other letters not available back in the day.<br /><br />Below are the full lyrics for your amusement and edification. Meanwhile, I have a pilot's license to study for.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Song Lyrics</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sometimes you try to love a girl, and she says "no" to you<br />It makes you feel so blue, there's nothing you can do<br />You take her for an auto ride and start that mushy talk<br />But if she doesn't like it, she gets out and starts to walk<br />They've fooled us ever since the world began<br />But listen boys, I've got a little plan<br /><br />Wait till you get them up in the air, boys<br />Wait till you get them up in the air<br />You can make them hug and squeeze you too<br />For if they don't, just say you won't come down until they do<br />Wait till you get them up in the clouds, boys<br />There won't be anyone to watch you there<br />You can loop the loop till she can hardly get her breath<br />It isn't hard to reason with a girl who's scared to death<br />Wait till you get them up in the air, boys<br />Up, up, up, up - Way up in the air<br /><br />Do you remember when you took a girlie out to dine?<br />You used to buy her wine, 'cause it made her feel so fine<br />She'd always hug and kiss you because she felt so light and gay<br />And I suppose you're worried since they took the wine away<br />But boys, it's not as bad as you expect<br />An aero-ride will have the same effect<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Wait till you get them up in the air, boys<br />Wait till you get them up in the air<br />You can make them hug and squeeze you too<br />For if they don't, just say you won't come down until they do<br />Wait till you get them up in the clouds, boys<br />There won't be anyone to watch you there<br />When you get her way up high have all the fun you can<br />There never was a girl who'd fall that far for any man<br />Wait till you get them up in the air, boys<br />Up, up, up, up - Way up in the air</span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />For Further Research:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/wright.htm">The Wright Brothers & Kitty Hawk</a><br /><a href="http://prohibition.osu.edu/">Temperence & Prohibition in America</a><br /><a href="http://www.camh.net/about_addiction_mental_health/drug_and_addiction_information/rohypnol_dyk.html">Rohypnol</a><br /></span></span><a href="http://ragpiano.com/pubs/broadway.shtml"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" >The Broadway Music Corporation</span></a>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-61743483737876032892010-09-26T23:00:00.003-04:002010-09-26T23:13:46.550-04:00Shelf of Shame #13<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyIKBM8F9JFcQ-HTqXTFhrVYbuNO3qrAsddQC08uxcD7CHcfsGGuhbFmIBf-3BqvWGJ9bI8tghvLv9XJx4GAgDzx8fFKLMeGVljPIg5BCQqDp6yPssFr9O_t1mJHv-KYsj_sca9SvUcl0/s1600/Oral+Arithmetic.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyIKBM8F9JFcQ-HTqXTFhrVYbuNO3qrAsddQC08uxcD7CHcfsGGuhbFmIBf-3BqvWGJ9bI8tghvLv9XJx4GAgDzx8fFKLMeGVljPIg5BCQqDp6yPssFr9O_t1mJHv-KYsj_sca9SvUcl0/s320/Oral+Arithmetic.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521424402800247890" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET AN "A"...</span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />ORAL ARITHMETIC<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">C.C. Goldring. Toronto: J.M. Dent: 1938. </span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Sm. 8vo. </span></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">153pp. Brown cloth.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Nope. Nothing other than the titular joke here. Will only add the following note: Hey Britta, now I have my own copy !!<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">That's all, folks. </span><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-79821833815195715892010-09-08T01:49:00.030-04:002012-02-10T00:18:46.599-05:00Shelf of Shame #21<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizkfRDcxVI1yiZW1hCJB5CtFTnKLg1x2vzYPfQ5tffJ7z4SWNwqvJIUtXrfgr47zccUtQ2447DtBmLr3yKweIHJdlut8S9POxqfGbllcRRoX8HzU8da_8n9OHGpU2ir3PuuLN8NWC35j4/s1600/IMG_1166.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizkfRDcxVI1yiZW1hCJB5CtFTnKLg1x2vzYPfQ5tffJ7z4SWNwqvJIUtXrfgr47zccUtQ2447DtBmLr3yKweIHJdlut8S9POxqfGbllcRRoX8HzU8da_8n9OHGpU2ir3PuuLN8NWC35j4/s320/IMG_1166.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514417844532885282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" > <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">YARRR...</span> IS THAT A HARPOON, OR ARE YE JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?<br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Queer Chums</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span>. Charles H. Eden. London: Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge: c. 1887. 12mo. 312pp + 8pp publisher's adverts. Decorative brown cloth, gilt titles, b&w illus.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies."</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><br />I am certainly not the only youth </span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span>whose view of seafaring men and matters</span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span> was permanently tainted by the hilarious antics of Monty Python. However, when I was older and slogging through the ham-fisted homo-eroticism of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick", I began to suspect where the Pythons might have found their inspiration. And, of course, the Simpsons' Sea Captain occasionally echoes similar sentiments.<br /><br />Like so many books of this ilk, the title provides our unintentional humour while the content </span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span>itself</span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span> - a rollicking </span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span>ol' seafaring yarn -</span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span> is really fairly innocuous... save for the opening line of the introduction: "I find that boys nowadays are just as curious as their predecessors were some forty years ago..."<br /><br />Fortunately, the Village People came along to help remind us all that curiosity is a fabulous thing.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><a href="http://rictornorton.co.uk/melville.htm">Sexuality in Melville's Writing</a></span></span><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><a href="http://adb.anu.edu.au/biography/eden-charles-henry-3466">Charles H. Eden</a></span></span><a href="http://adb.anu.edu.au/biography/eden-charles-henry-3466"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><br /></span></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><a href="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03720a.htm">Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge</a></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MstyFwhLy4">Python Storytime</a><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span><a href="http://www.snpp.com/guides/captain.html">Simpsons' Sea-Captain </a><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b1hf_village-people-in-the-navy-version_music">In the Navy pt 1</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68">In the Navy pt 2</a></span><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-35146033582277240502010-09-04T18:15:00.003-04:002010-09-04T18:22:43.840-04:00Shelf of Shame #12<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7nZZjUwIbwzZ5_uBps0jJ-o5TxcASWmmY7Gl4eI1_7ROtVZ1NDtjk3N9buH2MkYFbBZD0vp-0kCaVzMluVYJUu8pP5NW4D4ddfubpIdy3j3CEbYlFmtu84iqvGNKoDpWDepPc7D6SZOs/s1600/Noddy+Magic+Rubber.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7nZZjUwIbwzZ5_uBps0jJ-o5TxcASWmmY7Gl4eI1_7ROtVZ1NDtjk3N9buH2MkYFbBZD0vp-0kCaVzMluVYJUu8pP5NW4D4ddfubpIdy3j3CEbYlFmtu84iqvGNKoDpWDepPc7D6SZOs/s320/Noddy+Magic+Rubber.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513162172131679090" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(I'M AN ANGLICAN) I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT ON MY JOHN THOMAS.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">NODDY & THE MAGIC RUBBER</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Enid Blyton. London: Samson Low, Marston & Co: 1954. 12mo. 60 pp. Orange pictorial boards, w. matching dj.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> Illustrated throughout.</span><br /><br /><br />Good thing Blyton</span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">'s spiritual crisis</span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"> didn't culminate in a conversion to Roman Catholicism or we'd have been treated to the less enlightened "Noddy and the Rhythm Method" - and its equally unsuccessful sequel "Noddy Pulls it Out at the Last Minute".<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br />Much Ado About <a href="http://www.enidblytonsociety.co.uk/">Enid Blyton</a><br />Much Ado about <a href="http://www.madehow.com/Volume-5/Eraser.html">Rubbers (Erasers)</a><br />Much Ado About <a href="http://www.condomerie.com/condoms/condom_history.php">Rubbers (Sex)</a><br /><br /></span></span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-48497852117237286452010-09-04T16:36:00.007-04:002010-09-05T01:43:35.712-04:00Porn Title Archive #3PORN TITLES - April thru August 2010<br /><br />On Her Majesty (Aug 29)<br />Tomorrow, Beaver Pies (Aug 22)<br />Cum Gusher, With Love (Aug 15)<br />The Man with the Emboldened Nun (Aug 8)<br />Cock-to-Pussy (Aug 1)<br />Ass Emo Royale (July 25)<br />The Giving Gay Tights (July 18)<br />Live in Wet Pie (July 11)<br />Die, Elizabethan Style, Another Day (July 4)<br />The Girl is not Enough (June 27)<br />A Ewe for a Fill (June 20)<br />Condom of Solace (June 13)<br />BrownEye (June 6)<br />Pearl Necklaces Are Cheaper (May 30)<br />You Only Jizz Twice (May 23)<br />Moonraider (May 16)<br />Underballs (May 9)<br />License to Thrill (May 2)<br />For Your Thighs Only (April 25)<br />Dr. Yes (April 18)<br />Boldfinger (April 11)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">* there were no Porn Titles for the January-March 2010 period</span></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-6646212955925294112010-08-30T22:00:00.001-04:002010-08-30T22:29:04.364-04:00Shelf of Shame #11<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-kRZEAGuZmmwwJyFbJ-kUNSFXb6P8m1HUWRERxrXA6YyW2fDGUE3oRRYCD2iFL5KHrwBfHhnRTvgdSNZc-NQtkadS_ymv2-DjNC3G-dRTPoB_580h4AfYo2kFjHNOFosqD_7tJMdZi5Q/s1600/Teen+Time+Cooking.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-kRZEAGuZmmwwJyFbJ-kUNSFXb6P8m1HUWRERxrXA6YyW2fDGUE3oRRYCD2iFL5KHrwBfHhnRTvgdSNZc-NQtkadS_ymv2-DjNC3G-dRTPoB_580h4AfYo2kFjHNOFosqD_7tJMdZi5Q/s320/Teen+Time+Cooking.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5511386017540140082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SECRET SAUCE... <span style="font-style: italic;">WHAT</span> ??</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Blake, Mary. Teen Time Cooking (with Carnation). 1959: Carnation Company: Toronto. Small 8vo. booklet, w. Illus. card covers. 16pp. Colour illus. throughout.</span><br /><br />Bow-chicka-bow-wow.<br /><br />I mean, I'd really like to believe they're going to cook, in a kitchen, with food. However, the cover illustration seriously calls that intent into question.<br /><br /><br />Particularly suspect in this context are recipes like "South of the Border Noodles and Beef" or "Five Minute Fudge for the Girls". The author proclaims: "You can learn to take pride and satisfaction in your cooking. Fun and memories are built around food." This booklet may well foster your culinary prowess... or awaken a deep-seeded affinity for sploshing.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FOR FURTHER RESEARCH:</span><br />Notes on <a href="http://www.whatscookingcanada.com/edible.nsf/pages/evaporatedmilk">Evaporated Milk</a><br />Everything you ever wanted to know about <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splosh">Sploshing</a>... but were afriad to ask.<br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5531160424472024055.post-12185268399122980462010-08-30T21:00:00.003-04:002010-08-30T21:24:42.641-04:00Shelf of Shame #10<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpgkXvCnok86xAf2Undwp0ZZTsf6FPAX_sOnTX6ZBtjdVANmaroI0A4lVcgvgbe4Gt7_m9w4SQ_wKnZG3mxdpxdOLN0eomeOFwuZQthTzvil0eTWlrIzOkfCq1BxkWYfkUmSnAHkw7i8w/s1600/Magnetic+Pope.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpgkXvCnok86xAf2Undwp0ZZTsf6FPAX_sOnTX6ZBtjdVANmaroI0A4lVcgvgbe4Gt7_m9w4SQ_wKnZG3mxdpxdOLN0eomeOFwuZQthTzvil0eTWlrIzOkfCq1BxkWYfkUmSnAHkw7i8w/s320/Magnetic+Pope.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5511374581470242434" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">THERE'S THE TRUE POPE, AND THEN THERE'S THE MAGNETIC POPE...</span></span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Marchessault, Guy. </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Magnetic Pope. 1983, Novalis, Ottawa. Paperback, 160 pp. 16 pp. colour photos </span>hors-texte<span style="font-style: italic;"> in middle.</span><br /><br /><br />Just make sure you set your moral compass to the right one...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">For Further Research:</span><br /><a href="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/12272b.htm">List of Popes</a> (I particularly like #46, St. Hilarius - the only funny one ever elevated: "Okay, you guys have been great - remember: I'm here all Easter, try the Host!"<br /><a href="http://gsc.nrcan.gc.ca/geomag/field/magdec_e.php">Geomagnetism</a> (not nearly as funny as the Popes)<br /><br /></span>Surfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950207216615300133noreply@blogger.com1