Shelf of Shame #21

AND I THOUGHT I NEEDED THE INTERNET TO FIND THAT KIND OF THING...

Games You Can Play With Your Pussy. Ira Alterman. Illustrated by Marty Riskin. American Publishing Corp: Watertown, MA: 1978. Small 4to w. illustrated card covers, b&w illus throughout. 48pp.

I would like to think that the author wrote this book with tongue planted firmly in cheek. I will let you decide which cheek. *ahem*

About this entry I need not say anything else. All I need do is list the book's section headings. They will speak for themselves. Enjoy!

HEADINGS

Naming Your Pussy

How to Feed Your Pussy

How to Eat With Your Pussy

Pussy Hairs

Pussy Poo-Poo

Sleeping With Your Pussy

Your Pussy and Your Furniture

Your Pussy and Your Fern

Disciplining Your Pussy

Nursing a Sick Pussy

How to Handle a Hot Pussy

Pussy Hygiene

How to Give Your Pussy a Bath

Putting Your Pussy in the Kennel

Pussy Gives You a Gift

How to Get Your Pussy Out of a Tree

Exercising Your Pussy

Talking With Your Pussy

Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

Pussy Pong

Five Card Pussy

Pussy of the Mountain

Pussy-Go-Seek

Putting With Your Pussy

Pin the Tail on the Pussy

Spin the Pussy

Musical Pussies

Kick the Pussy

Pussy Zodiac

Why Everyone Should Have a Pussy

For Further Research:

Origin of Sexual Slang

You can do your own Google Searches for "Pussy".

Pervs.

Shelf of Shame #20

ARE YOU REALLY SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA...??

Skeen / Garner / Cartwright. Woodworking for Young Children. National Association for the Education of Young Children: Washington: 1984. (5th printing, 1997) 8vo, illustrated card covers, 86pp, many b&w illus.


Doubtless very well intentioned, this title might perhaps feel at home with other ill-advised works, such as "Flaming Torch Juggling for the Visually Impaired", "Venomous Snake Handling for Toddlers" and a cautionary tale about using daddy's power tools called "Little Johnny No-Arms".

But perhaps we are too quick to judge, after all, to quote Cosmo Kramer: "It's all supervised!" And to be sure, the book has a section on safety... on page 61.

First Aid follows a page later.


FOR FURTHER RESEARCH:
Woodworking Safety
NAYEC
Religious Snake Handling
Make Your Own Pie

Shelf of Shame # 19

I THINK ROGER MOORE ALREADY ATTEMPTED THIS JOKE, SIR...

Re-Entry. John Wesley White. Zondervan Publishing: Michigan: 1971. Mass Market Paperback, illus. card covers, 192 pp.


Seriously? I really do find it hard to believe that nowhere along the way to publishing this book did anybody notice the unfortunate combination of title and sub-title.

If the titular joke isn't enough (and by gosh, don't you think it should be?) then the chapter titles will, erm, drive the joke home. You know what I mean.

Theology & the Coming Christ
Science and Technology & the Coming Christ
The Church & the Coming Christ
Society & the Coming Christ
Philosophy & the Coming Christ
Politics & the Coming Christ
Preparation for His Coming

As an unfortunate segue, Zondervan Publishing has recently issued a book called "Sticky Faith". Ew.

... and the Reverend Ron Jeremy says "Amen".


For Further Research:
Much ado about Zondervan Publishing and more.
There is so much on The Second Coming, but THIS ONE seemed most entertaining.
The original joke from Moonraker, for better or for worse.

Porn Title Archive #5

March thru June 2011

The Queen Whorenet (June 26)
Mars Needs MILFs (June 19)
Source Chode (June 12)
Red, Riding a Hoodie (June 5)
Sex-Men: First Ass (May 29)
The Queen Mantern (May 22)
Dr. Stronglove: or How I Learned to Stop Jacking and Do the Bomb (May 15)
2069: A Face Odyssey (May 8)
The Filling (May 1)
Hairy Lynda (Apr 24)
Paths of Glory Hole (Apr 17)
Filler's Fist (Apr 10)
Hole-ita (Apr 3)
Full Frontal Jackoff (Mar 27)
Where the Sun Ain't Shining (Mar 20)
Thighs Wide Shut (Mar 13)
A Cockwork Orange (Mar 6)

Shelf of Shame #18

AND THE SOUND OF MY ZIPPER...

My Sheep Know My Voice. John Cox. Guardian Books: Belleville: 2003. Small softcover, illus. card covers, 136pp.

I don't care who you are, you've gotta know that title is funny... especially if your name is Cox.



Seriously, sometimes you people make this way too easy.


For Further Research:
Zoophilia