MISSION STATEMENT

Sometimes, things are wrong. At one point they may have been alright, and are now considered wrong, or, they always have been and ever will be just plain wrong. Oft times, these wrong things are also funny.

With that in mind, this endeavour features two main strands: the "Shelf of Shame" (books) and the "Screen of Shame" (film) and smaller strands such as "Sound of Shame" (vinyl) and "Miscellany of Shame" (various) - each showcasing items from my personal collection of bibliographic and cinematic oddities and curios.

Deemed shame-worthy according to varying criteria of wrongness, these humourous, surprising, and occasionally instructive items are therefore posted here for your perusal, amusement and edification. Enjoy.

Porn Title of the Week:

Red-dick (Sept 1)
Blow-Jobs (Aug 25)
The Butt-ler (Aug 18)
You're Sexed (Aug 11)
Fuck-Ass 2 (Aug 4)
We're the Fillers (July 28)
Tur-blow (July 21)
The Who-To-Do-List (July 14)
Pacific Rim-Job (July 7)
Blown Ranger (June 30)
White House Going Down (June 23)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Porn Title Archive #1

PORN TITLES - May thru Aug 2009

The Lust World: JurASSic Pork (Aug 30)
Amistud (Aug 23)
Close Encounters of the Hard Kind (Aug 16)
Saving Ryan's Privates (Aug 9)
Foreskindler's List (Aug 2)
Raiders of the Lost Arse (July 26)
It's Colored Purple (July 19)
AI: Artificial Insemination (July 12)
Deep Jaws (July 5)
Lawrence of a Labia (June 28)
- based on the book "Seven Pillars of Jizzdom"
The Pourne Ultim-eat'em (June 21)
The Pourne Spermacy (June 14)
The Pourne Identitty (June 7)
Fast in the Furriest (May 31)
In Dawn, Till Dusk (May 24)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Shelf of Shame #7

HORNITHOLOGY,
ANYONE ??


HAPPY HUMMERS
Woody Duck. self-published, 2nd edition, 1991 (1990 orig.) 16 pp. red card covers, stapled. signed by author on inside cover.

I guess the author just wasn't up on his fellatial terminology... but the fact that he chose "Woody" as his pen name is a hilarious bonus.


For Further Research:
A brief note on Woody Duck.
Info about hummingbirds.
And "hummers".

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Shelf of Shame #6

HEY KRESKIN !!
WANNA GUESS AGAIN...??


HOW AND WHEN THE WORLD WILL END

Rev. Joseph Wild. Toronto: George Virtue: 1886. 12mo. xiii + 420 + (12). frontis portrait of the author. Green cloth, with gilt lettering to spine.

I guess it wasn't a case of "fourth time lucky" either.



For Further Research:
Note on Jospeh Wild, D.D.
For info on the Ten Lost Tribes, just google that phrase and take your pick.