Sometimes, things are wrong. At one point they may have been alright, and are now considered wrong, or, they always have been and ever will be just plain wrong. Oft times, these wrong things are also funny.

With that in mind, this endeavour features two main strands: the "Shelf of Shame" (books) and the "Screen of Shame" (film) and smaller strands such as "Sound of Shame" (vinyl) and "Miscellany of Shame" (various) - each showcasing items from my personal collection of bibliographic and cinematic oddities and curios.

Deemed shame-worthy according to varying criteria of wrongness, these humourous, surprising, and occasionally instructive items are therefore posted here for your perusal, amusement and edification. Enjoy.

Porn Title of the Week:

Red-dick (Sept 1)
Blow-Jobs (Aug 25)
The Butt-ler (Aug 18)
You're Sexed (Aug 11)
Fuck-Ass 2 (Aug 4)
We're the Fillers (July 28)
Tur-blow (July 21)
The Who-To-Do-List (July 14)
Pacific Rim-Job (July 7)
Blown Ranger (June 30)
White House Going Down (June 23)

Friday, March 30, 2012

Shelf of Shame #21


Games You Can Play With Your Pussy. Ira Alterman. Illustrated by Marty Riskin. American Publishing Corp: Watertown, MA: 1978. Small 4to w. illustrated card covers, b&w illus throughout. 48pp.

I would like to think that the author wrote this book with tongue planted firmly in cheek. I will let you decide which cheek. *ahem*

About this entry I need not say anything else. All I need do is list the book's section headings. They will speak for themselves. Enjoy!


Naming Your Pussy
How to Feed Your Pussy
How to Eat With Your Pussy
Pussy Hairs
Pussy Poo-Poo
Sleeping With Your Pussy
Your Pussy and Your Furniture
Your Pussy and Your Fern
Disciplining Your Pussy
Nursing a Sick Pussy
How to Handle a Hot Pussy
Pussy Hygiene
How to Give Your Pussy a Bath
Putting Your Pussy in the Kennel
Pussy Gives You a Gift
How to Get Your Pussy Out of a Tree
Exercising Your Pussy
Talking With Your Pussy
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
Pussy Pong
Five Card Pussy
Pussy of the Mountain
Putting With Your Pussy
Pin the Tail on the Pussy
Spin the Pussy
Musical Pussies
Kick the Pussy
Pussy Zodiac
Why Everyone Should Have a Pussy

For Further Research:
You can do your own Google Searches for "Pussy".

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